Roundup Of Thirty-Three Entirely Random Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 15, 2019 12:08 PM EST

Memes with no set theme or purpose. And another 54 random memes in case these aren't enough.

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  • 01
    Text - pancakeke bath tubs that can't submerge an entire adult body should be illegal spoongrease Okay I know what you meant but you sound like a murderer
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  • 02
    Striped Skunk - FART SQUIRREL
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  • 03
    Vehicle - Takrek Your sadness CERER Me doing my best to make you smile 1 meme at a time
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  • 04
    Cartoon - When everyone thinks you are mean but you are really just trying to help people reach their true potential using tough love I'm an Intensive care Bear.
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  • 05
    Text - @CHSomme... · 12h Dear kids: I'm a Baby Boomer. We are getting old. But at least we had sex, drugs and rock & Christina Sommers roll. Seems like millennials have moral panics, workshops, and grievance circles. Time to rebel! xxMom 27 3,658 2,151 13.2K Cheef Keith @mondoblando Replying to @CHSommers didn't your generation slap warning stickers on albums for saying bad words and have meltdowns about satanic cults being in nursery schools 1:55 AM · 15 Feb 18 16 Retweets 698 Likes
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  • 06
    Text - writing-prompt-s You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun. tru-ho but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer spookycombustion Swiper ain't swiping no more Source: writing-prompt-s 136,043 notes
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  • 07
    Joint - When someone tells the restaurant it's your birthday and you see a bunch of waitresses walking towards you cheering
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  • 08
    Cartoon - when life finally starts getting better CD car problems
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  • 09
    Tree - di-gryff SPEED LIMIT 35 this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn't notice it was red until it was too late so l just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said "ok so i know you ran a red light and that's really bad and you should never do it again but i'm not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest t
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  • 10
    Photo caption - Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend's head to wear as a hat. There's no place for weakness on the Sesame Street.
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  • 11
    Screenshot - grain death @grain_death earlier this year a random number i don't recognize started sending me pictures of toads • 6:31 PM Monday, May 20 european common spadefoot toad Monday. May 20 - 10:20 PM True Wednesday, May 22 - 6:47 PM T. red american toadlet thank you mystery toad giver Saturday. May 25 · 5:17 PM T. fowlers toad thank u T. banjo frog (aka "pobblebonk") yes does he play the banjo- better! his own call sounds like plucking a banjo string! like "bonk bonk" :-) or yoshi when
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  • 12
    Text - witchay woman @probablyalissa people ask me "are your boobs natural?" like no they're actually supernatural. very haunted. they're big because of all the ghosts. 15:08 · 10/4/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 13
    Text - CHAMBERLAIN МммМмМмммммМмммм mmuunMmNImmmM Mum mm M mmm. MmMmmAlmmMmm MMMMM Mmmm. MmmMmm MMmmMmmMm MI MMMMM? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm mAlmmmMMMMMMMM MMM Mm mIM! Mm. Mnm. M. MmMmmm. MMMMMMMm MmmMmmmmMmmmmmmm? Mum? Mmm! Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? Minm? Mmm? MnnMMIMMnmN? MmMmm, yes? MmmMmm MMmmMmmMm M MMMIMM? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmn MmMnmMmmmm AIMMMIM Mmmmmm. mMinmmMMMMMMMM MMM Mm mMM! Mm. Mmm. N MmMnmm. MMMMMMNIm MmmMmmmmMmmmmmmm? Mmm? Mm! MmmMumMMMIMMMI Mnmm, yes" МмммМммM? ММMMМMМM MMMMMIMMM! MMmm?
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  • 14
    Text - If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it. Time to fiuunts a blender wait no I love that it's "wait no" as opposed to "WAIT NO" like you just kinda read it as: Stop. Don't Come back.
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  • 15
    Organism - Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
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  • 16
    Illustration - collan talent
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  • 17
    Text - Michael S. Moates @freedom_moates Jesus made conservative women attractive so we would be attracted... he also made liberal women ugly so we would stay away. POTUS is a POS @LOLBeReasonable I like that the best response to this is just an image of your face.
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  • 18
    Text - *When l'm On My Period* Person: Hey Me: Can you shut the fuie up.
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  • 19
    Text - Meredith Ireland @Meredithlreland *demon stands amid your destroyed work space* Demon: *booming* HOW? How were you able to summon me?! You (frantically clicking undo) *screaming and crying*:I don't know. I was just trying to format an outline in Word. You were supposed to be bullet points
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  • 20
    Cartoon - Me: Defeats the boss and takes all of his loot Everyone else at the office:
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  • 21
    Website - ill Sprint ? ll Sprint ? 1:49 PM 67% 1:49 PM 67% Thread Thread MY GOD MY DERMATOLOGIST FINE This man was doing only his job and AS SHIT!!!! O had his photo taken without his consent only to be sexualized by the owner of this account along side other women in the replies. The toxic trait y'all openly display is beyond bigotry and purely distasteful and disturbing to say the least. MY GOD MY DERMATOLOGIST FINE AS SHIT!!!! O Show this thread Tweet your reply Tweet your reply
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  • 22
    Text - WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU I will always find you FONTS MATTER.
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  • 23
    Facial expression - When l get Startled l Use Selp-destret Cl get scored ALOT)
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  • 24
    Text - IME NO NEED NO VEGETATION ME NO NEED NO CARB CONTROL
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  • 25
    Cartoon - Man I hate cursive. How to summon lemon 1. 8 JimBentonG0comics.com
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  • 26
    Hair - [buying house plants] hey wanna come back to my place and die
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  • 27
    Drink - TOLD THEM I'D BRING TURKEY AND MASHED POTATOES NA RY VODKA POLIS POTATO VODKA TRIPLE DISTILLED WILD IURKEY ENTUCK KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY DISTILLER 40,5N ALC (BI PROOF) PLARI OP% al/ml750m 50 BS03 BEST THANKSGIVING EVER LUKSUSOWA © JimBenton.com
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  • 28
    Cat - Upper middle class women over 70 when they are waiting in line at the store
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  • 29
    Text - r/AskReddit u/Kamehameha_69 9h If every celebrity had a name like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," what would they be called? + 8.7k i Share 2.5k SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL khosikulu • 59m Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer + Reply +1 4 Innominaut 55m Laughed out loud at work. 1 Vote ...
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  • 30
    Yoda - When you are still too young to know about the seagulls, so you just stroll on the beach. imgiip.com
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  • 31
    Text - Pamphleteer @PamphleterandCo "It gets better" - vague - passive - civil "Time will put your enemies in the ground" - specific - threatening - goal oriented 9:09 AM - Jul 27, 2019 · Twitter for Android
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  • 32
    Box - amazonco typette: this-is-nerdvana: pokemonmasterkimba: dorko-the-angelbird: jet-set-phonograph: bradley-uppercrust-the-ii: sherlockisthenight: i'm not sure whether i should laugh or cry omg imagine this thing crawling rapidly towards you in the middle of the night your delivery has arrived
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  • 33
    Slot machine - I don't see how people go to the casino and lose thousands... I just lost $5 and I'm thinkin about blowing this whole casino up and everybody in it 1MU THIS NACONE ACCEPTS
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